Celebrities are constantly amazing fodder for a good laugh, so it’s hard for us to stay away from picking on them when we get the opportunity. As always we post these for fun and to keep us all entertained. Those who might notice, obviously and perhaps there might be some sort of need for me to trash everyone so that I can feel better about myself… so that we can all feel better about ourselves? Good enough. Enjoy.
Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: “Eskimos are uncivilised because they don’t have any shops.”
Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: “I don’t really think, I just walk.”
Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: “So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants… all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself to wear that kind of clothing… the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that…”
Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: “Sorry, I don’t eat buffalo.”
Paris Hilton on her career choices: “First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”